Rama’s SCREEN

Congratulations to Lindsay Lohan,
She’s succeeded at starring in one of the worst movies of the year.
Not only she does not have a grip of her real life, she has made a terrible career decision with… this poor excuse for a thriller.

I’ll make this short so you won’t have to suffer too much..
Aubrey Flemming gets kidnapped and mutilated by a serial killer. A few days later Aubrey’s family finds a girl that looks just like Aubrey but she claims to be Dakota the stripper. And out we go with boring dialogues and Lindsay’s not so convincing acting skill, which probably got jacked by her drug and alcohol abuse problem in the real life.

Guys who think Lindsay’s a hot girl might find enjoyment in watching this film cause there’s about 15 minutes of just scenes of her dancing in a gentlemen’s club. I must admit, Lindsay’s a very attractive girl, but when I watch a thriller, I’d expect thrill, investigation, cat and mouse psychological chase, I don’t expect to watch striptease, especially not that long.
But I’m sure Wilmer Valderrama (That 70s Show: Fes) watches this movie and says to himself: “Yeah! I’ve tapped that!”
At least that’s according to his own confession on Howard Stern Show.

If you watch this closely, you’ll notice the girl that was famous on YouTube this past year: Lonelygirl15 is featured as one of the friends’ of Lohan’s character.

But seriously, though… this movie sucks almost as bad as Sandra Bullock’s movie ‘Premonition’.

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