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SANTA Kicks Zombies Ass!

Bad Santa
Hollywood Gang Productions, which is the force behind 300, has obtained the exclusive rights to produce the movie version based on Image Comics’ Graphic Novel by Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan called THE LAST CHRISTMAS.
Get this! Are you ready?!… The story revolves around… the jolly fatman, our very own Santa, who goes into seclusion, probably depression, paranoia, or work-stress, whatever. Anyway, the disillusioned Santa turns his back on Christmas. This happens during the time the world has gone into nuclear war. And then North Pole gets attacked, so the angry Kris Kringle is forced to come out of his hideout and has to fight zombies and mutants and every bad guy in the naughty list in the whole world.

So in the graphic novel, you’d have Santa with firepower and guns in both hands, kicking doors down and busting places wide open with fury and vengeance and the holiday spirit like never before. I kid you not! Awesome, huh?! LOL
I think it’s gonna be sickly cool to see the happiest man on earth turns into a dangerous hero in red.
For once, we’re finally going to have a Christmas movie we can be proud of, starring the only man worthy enough to teach zombies a lesson: Don’t F with Santa!
Billy Bob Thornton’s Bad Santa got nothin’ on this one.
Somebody better stop Tim Allen from auditioning for this role.

Here are some images from the graphic novel: THE LAST CHRISTMAS





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2 Comments so far

  1. Ronald October 9th, 2007 3:53 pm

    You gotta be friggin’ kidding me! I got to see the public response to the movie because it looks just hilarious.

  2. ramagideon October 10th, 2007 6:23 pm

    It’s gonna be outrageous :) and I wanna be one of the first to check it out when it’s done!

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