Funny New Year’s Resolutions
My New Year’s Resolution is to be damn proud of what I damn do!
Haters come up to me saying “what the hell are you doing wasting time hours in front of the f*in’ Computers all day getting info nobody give a S*t about?”
This new year, they’re going to have my reply,
and this is my reply… “Go suck it, Asswipe!, I do what I want!”.
Having said that, my new year’s message to all you movie buff out there…
Don’t be ashamed of what you want to achieve in life, because if you don’t get it… at least you die tryin’.
What the?!… Why the hell did I just sound like 50 Cent??
I need some sleep, that’s my new year’s resolution.. I’ll just voluntarily pass out, hybernate, or whatever you call it.. and wake up in 2009 where flying hoverboards really exist and McDonald’s Dollar Menu serves lamb-chop.
What’s your New Year’s Resolution, movie buff?
Here’s a video clip from funnyordie of a bunch of celebrities telling us their new year’s resolutions.. some are funny, some are just stupid, and some we’ve said to ourselves before but end up not doing them ever because they’re just plain ridiculous.
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