Rama’s SCREEN

If there’s one thing Rambo’s good at is killing people. Tell him to play the piano or ask him if he can work the computer, more than likely he’ll kill you for making such foolish requests because as disturbing as this may sound, taking someone’s life is the only thing he knows how to do. Making him do something else would be like having Tom Cruise change religion, it just won’t happen.

Via worldofwonder, John Mueller at the LA Times seemed to have too much time on his hands. He’s come up with body count chart of all Rambo films. Here you can see how many people Rambo has killed in each installment. The list is uniquely detailed for the purpose of hilarity. From total number of bad guys killed with their shirt on to the number of good guys tortured by bad guys. And as we, the fans of Rambo film already know, as it is laid out at the bottom part of the chart, there are no sex scenes in this violent franchise.
That’s understandable, he can’t stop and smell the roses because he’s too busy snapping people’s neck.

* Click on the chart to see it bigger