Archive for the '*HORROR' Category
QUARANTINE Review

I’ve seen the original Spanish movie that this remake is based on but I’ll start first by reviewing it without taking that into consideration and then I’ll get into the comparison part. QUARANTINE will terrify you… Read more
MIRRORS Review

This is not a Scary movie but it is pretty fun to watch. It probably won’t make you cringe but it will definitely amuse those of us who like horror genre. The concept is intriguing and it’s one of those… Read more
THE HAPPENING Review

This is just sad! I used to be a big fan of M. Night Shyamalan’s movies. Now I just don’t know anymore. Maybe in his mind, this latest creation of his is the next Sistine chapel but we the audiences are left wondering why on earth we are even watching this at all. THE HAPPENING got potential but… Read more
THE STRANGERS Review

This one of the scariest horror flicks that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Finally, after all the crappy Japanese remakes out there and all the other porn torture mumbo jumbo… an original stuff like THE STRANGERS has restored my faith in horror genre. There have been many movies out there about intruders and people messing up with people’s minds, but only… Read more
PROM NIGHT Review

Once again, another remake of an old horror movie but guess what! Both the original and the remake suck! There I’ve summed it up for you. If you’re the kind who like to watch awful movie with bad dialogue, bad acting, bad directing, bad visual, bad story, then this is the movie for you. PROM NIGHT is a… Read more
THE RUINS Review

I’m impressed! Finally! A scary movie that will creep you out and give you that uncomfortable feeling. Most horror movies these days are torture porn or Japanese ghost remakes but this one… Read more
FUNNY GAMES Review

This is by far one of the most disturbing movies of all time. It’s based on a remake of the same title by the same director with the same storyline. It’s like torture porn without the gore. There are a few graphic shots of blood splatter but there’s no Hostel-like moments. The movie also tries too hard to be all artsy. There are some… Read more
SHUTTER Review

SHUTTER is a movie that makes you wanna scream, Would somebody please, SHUTTER Up! Horror movies have gone down the drain. This whole trend of remaking Japanese flicks is getting old. It’s a torture to watch it not because it’s scary but because it’s so lame, you’d wonder how many more of this do we have to take. This movie only works for… Read more
DIARY OF THE DEAD Review

A man whose work doesn’t age as he does. George Romero’s movies adapt with time and he has brought us yet another Zombie flick, one thing he knows how to do best. Fans of this genre would love DIARY OF THE DEAD. It’s bloody, it’s gory, it’s nasty and it’s hella scary. This movie does a successful job in freaking people out. My friends Eli, Lorraine, and I went to the only theater that was showing it. The place was… Read more
THE EYE Review

Here’s what I think should’ve been the narration for this movie’s trailer: In a world… where seeing is believing… one room full of audiences will finally believe… once and for all… Read more
THE ORPHANAGE Review

THE ORPHANAGE is like The Sixth Sense meets The Others. It’s an original story advertising itself as horror/suspense but what most people don’t know yet is that at the same time, the story is very sad and heart-breaking but in a way that’d make you feel… Read more
ALIEN Vs. PREDATOR: REQUIEM Review

This is a movie just for the fans. ALIEN VS PREDATOR: REQUIEM is better than the first AVP, which was boring and not enough action as far I could remember it. This new installment takes the battle to small town in Colorado, no it’s not South Park, though I’m sure Cartman would have a blast getting visitors from outer space. The brothers Strauss introduces us to… Read more
SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET Review

Love can make you kill! SWEENEY TODD is one hell of a bloody ride that you just want to experience over and over again. The main character from the TV show Dexter would absolutely fall in love with this movie. From the trail of blood at the opening scene all the way to… Read more
THE MIST Review

It’s good sometimes to be proven wrong. I’m definitely impressed with THE MIST. I thought it was going to be a copycat of the movie The Fog, but it’s nothing like that. I’ve never read any of Stephen King’s novellas or stories but this movie suddenly creates… Read more
P2 Review

Often enough, you’ll find a horror/thriller that makes you laugh instead of gettin’ you scared. P2 is that kind of movie. It has a cool concept, I mean, who would want to get trapped in… Read more
SAW IV Review

SAW 4 is a movie only for the fans. Tobin Bell should consider himself lucky to find a character that puts him employed every year no matter how typecast he’s going to be. Jigsaw is this generation’s Freddy Kruger and Michael Myers. I was a fan of the first SAW, the second movie was okay, the third one was so slow and terrible I couldn’t wait to get out of theater. But… Read more
30 DAYS OF NIGHT Review

30 DAYS OF NIGHT turns into an hour and a half of scare-fest. There have been many vampire movies made over the years, but none has shown a disturbing scene of… Read more
RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION Review

Let’s go through the word Crapola, shall we?! It means rubbish, garbage, or things that are so crap, they shouldn’t be around in the first place to begin with. If you look up the word Crapola in the slang dictionary, next to it you’ll find the movie picture of… Read more
HALLOWEEN Review

I always say that Rob Zombie is a better musician than he is a film director, but I gotta say that his effort in this remake is not bad at all. It’s still not a masterpiece because it drags, but as far as horror movie’s supposed to be, it works. Do you remember how back in the day horror movies would include some kind of scene where the victim tried to get away in a car that just wouldn’t start? Or remember how the predator would chase down the prey no matter what obstacles get in the way? Ah.. Read more










